06. Surely U must be joking Mr.Khanna !!
My whole life I've been the class clown .When u are 20 kgs overweight the only way u can arttract the opposite sex is through humour . But that never worked for me , mainly becuz girls were the thematic object of my jokes most of the time . So though nobody found my laboured jokes funny , they would laugh when I said something serious ! The more they laughed , they harder I worked to be funny . Again that never worked but I somehow ended up becoming the class clown everywhere I went for something I dint even do intentionally .
Thru the years , though 15 of those 20 extra kgs got burnt by laughing at my self , the joke-producing organ stayed . I realised that my jokes and ppl calling me a clown were two independent disjoint things . But , I'd tried so hard to be funny and cool , that the neural connections in my brain got hardwired to be the same .Now I made jokes not to attract women but scare away my worries .Laughing at myself and my horrible life ,was my weapon of confronting with problems .And since I made these jokes for myself , I was bad at picking the moments to say the right joke.
This is what happened whenever things would get tensed for reasons I found very amusing . And like we all know , girls take everyting so seriously that they are not really game for some lily white humour to break the tension . Soon , girls started hating me . The organ was functioning for exactly the opposite cause for which it was created 10 yrs back . All things hit the peak , when the results came out . I was sad obviously , but my way of beating it was thru humour , not by crying and dwelling in sorrow for things that u cant do anything about . Soon ,from just the wierd guy I became the heartless, emotionless wierd tinman guy .They actually think that boys can be emotional ...HA ! those poor things.
So though it dint really matter , it did matter . I just wished all the girls in world knew , that we do care about things and feelings , but we dont really find it necessary, being emphatic about it all the time . Also why cant they take things a little lightly (.... maybe its because they dont watch porn !! ok I'm sorry I dint say anything please dont expel me from Tahiti now , I really have nowhere to go ! )
Thru the years , though 15 of those 20 extra kgs got burnt by laughing at my self , the joke-producing organ stayed . I realised that my jokes and ppl calling me a clown were two independent disjoint things . But , I'd tried so hard to be funny and cool , that the neural connections in my brain got hardwired to be the same .Now I made jokes not to attract women but scare away my worries .Laughing at myself and my horrible life ,was my weapon of confronting with problems .And since I made these jokes for myself , I was bad at picking the moments to say the right joke.
This is what happened whenever things would get tensed for reasons I found very amusing . And like we all know , girls take everyting so seriously that they are not really game for some lily white humour to break the tension . Soon , girls started hating me . The organ was functioning for exactly the opposite cause for which it was created 10 yrs back . All things hit the peak , when the results came out . I was sad obviously , but my way of beating it was thru humour , not by crying and dwelling in sorrow for things that u cant do anything about . Soon ,from just the wierd guy I became the heartless, emotionless wierd tinman guy .They actually think that boys can be emotional ...HA ! those poor things.
So though it dint really matter , it did matter . I just wished all the girls in world knew , that we do care about things and feelings , but we dont really find it necessary, being emphatic about it all the time . Also why cant they take things a little lightly (.... maybe its because they dont watch porn !! ok I'm sorry I dint say anything please dont expel me from Tahiti now , I really have nowhere to go ! )
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